Instead of saying “All-in”, if you say Chuck Norris, you automatically win the pot.
Chuck Norris never goes on tilt… he only puts others on tilt.
Chuck Norris only needs 1 card to win any hand of poker.
Chuck Norris invented poker.
Chuck Norris has won the WSOP – World Series of Poker a million times. The only man ever to do this.
Chuck Norris can make a 5 of a kind.
Chuck Norris eats poker chips for breakfast.
Chuck Norris has only one hand: the best hand.
Chuck Norris gave birth to Stu Unger.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris use to date the queen of spades.
When Lady Gaga sings Pokerface…she’s singing about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris painted the famous “Dogs playing Poker”.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need clothes on to play strip poker.
The only person that can beat Chuck Norris heads up is Chuck Norris.
The odds of making a flush with four cards of a suit and two cards to come are 35%, unless you’re chuck norris, he hits them 7 out of 8 times.
Chuck Norris check raises on the turn every had he plays, not necessarily because he feels it’s a winning play. He just finds it’s a great way to start a fight.
Chuck Norris once raised Doyle Brunson out of a pot, by seeing the initial bet, and raising… his fist.
When Chuck Norris announces “you’re drawing dead” in the middle of a hand of poker, he is not referring to the chances of your hand improving, but you’re chances of making it out of the casino alive.
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